Banana Bread

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 15-Jun-2010 6:48:20

INGREDIENTS:

2 laughing eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
2 warm milk containers
1 fur lined mixing bowl
1 large banana

METHOD:

1. look into laughing eyes
2. spread well shaped legs
3. squeeze and message milk containers very gently until fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased
4. add banana and gently work in and out until creamed
5. cover with nuts and sigh with relief

NOTES:
Bread is done when banana is soft. Be sure to wash utensils and don't lick the bowl.

ATTENTION:
IF BREAD STARTS TO RISE... LEAVE TOWN!

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 15-Jun-2010 10:45:02

lol; cute!!

Post 3 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Tuesday, 15-Jun-2010 12:14:23

Sound slike quite the dessert. Lol!

Post 4 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 15-Jun-2010 13:22:45

Very clever! *smile*